An innocent game of tag?

or Not?

I made my weekly trip up to the lake today, oh how I love that place... The kids are happy, they run, they splash, they play. I chat, I read, I RELAX! Perfection I tell ya PERFECTION!

Today was no different... I was engrossed in a book, until friends arrived. The kids were having a blast playing, we chatted.

As I was solving world peace, I paused when I noticed Anthony and his buddy playing with a group of 6 or so teen aged (15-16 years old) girls... They were being silly, the girls were doting on them, it really was cute. Instantly I began to wonder if they lived in my town, as they would make for some awesome babysitters...

They were playing some kind of tag / chase game and as the boys splashed past the girls would grab them and tickle them. The giggles and squeals were getting louder and I could see Anthony getting more and more wild. He tends to do that, and often lol... It doesn't take much to get him bouncing!

I continued to watch them, making sure Anthony wasn't getting annoying, that the girls still wanted to play, and idly wondering where that orange striped bathing suit came from and if I could rock it...

That's when I saw it and cringed! Anthony was running past the girls and they were grabbing at him so he took it to a whole 'nother level and decided to grab them... Totally not thinking, at least I hope!!, he grabs a girl as he darts past but in his grab he YANKED DOWN HER BIKINI BOTTOMS!

OMG I ALMOST DIED! I bolted up and as I was rushing towards him, he continues to laugh and run and pulls on another girl. This time PULLING HER TOP DOWN!

The girls were laughing and I was HORRIFIED! Anthony did not realize what he had done but he knew he was in BIG trouble when he saw me! I grabbed his arm to stop him and instantly made him apologize. As we were heading to do a time out I explained that you NEVER EVER pull on someones bathing suit! You NEVER EVER EVER do that! The girls were good sports THANKFULLY! They just laughed it off... I seriously would have cried if I was them...

I was mortified, but after a time out I reminded him to keep his body to him and he went back to play.

Shockingly the girls still wanted to play with him, (if I were them I so would have moved along lol) this time playing with a beach ball. Anthony, his buddy, and the girls were playing ball when it got snagged on a ring or one of the girls nails and popped. OMG was Ant upset. He boohooed for a bit and as I was explaining that we could get another ball, a life guard approached and asked my friend if he was in trouble again or if he was crying because the ball popped... She told him the ball...

The tears were short lived, the kids resumed playing, and my friends and I were replaying the series of events. I mean whose kid does this kind of stuff! I swear its just me!! The life guard came back by with an unpopped beach ball for Anthony! How sweet right??!! Ant was psyched...

After a minute us moms got to thinking... That lifeguard wasn't just being sweet, he was totally hoping Ant would make those girls lose their tops again so he could see more boobies!!! hahha

I betcha you can't say your SIX year old helped provide a T & A show at a family friendly lake... This boy just may be the death of me!

PS His daddy was so proud (insert eye roll)

Is this gonna be my son... OY!