Me: Mommy doesn't know how to play video games. Just keep trying!
20 minutes later...
Anthony (doing a major fist pumping happy dance): Mommy I beat the level!
Me: Awesome! See, what you can do if you don't give up?!
Anthony: Nah. I just went on you tube and watched a video on how to beat level 11...
Yeah, he is ONLY six and way too smart for his own good!
Mom: 0 Anthony: 1
After playing with Madison for quite a bit, I had to get some work done... As I was making the beds, I see little miss staring at me...
Madison: Mom, can you play with me now?
Me: Mad, I have to get a few things done and I just played with you...
Madison: But mom I need someone to play with!
Me: Madison, you should play by yourself. Its fun. When you play by yourself you can do everything YOUR way...
Madison: But I don't WANT to play allbymyself (yes one LONG whiny word)
Me: Well, your going to have to right now. Anthony always plays by himself and has fun!
Madison (hands on hips): I have MY life NOT Anthony's life. We have different lifes. God makes us all different. I only like my lifes! NOT ANTHONY"S! (With that, she flipped around and marched off...)
Mom: 0 Madison: 1
Anthony: When I get my new mom when I'm old, I just might have to shoot her...
Me (totally interrupting): What!? Shoot who? Why would you have a new mom?
Anthony: You know. When I grow up and gets married... Its just a spression mom, like I'll be really mad!
Me: Oh, well when you get married, she isn't you mom its your WIFE.
Anthony: That's what I said mom. If my wifes doesn't let me have my friends over I think I'm just maybe gonna shoot her, like be really angry, because even with a wife, I need to play still! I will still like my toys and friends....
My couch cushion... Incriminating much? Oh was she lucky she was in bed!!! Really though, I just shake my head because THIS is the perfect example of why I am NOT getting new furniture yet!