French doors pack a heavy punch!

taken from the internet, not my hand or my door :)
Just needed an example

Saturday was a typical day in the house of crazy... I was rushing to get dinner on the table because my family hadn't eaten in 6 hundred years (more like 2 hours...) Of course, as I went to throw something away, the trash was overflowing AS USUAL. I pulled out the bag and was just going to set it outside the backdoor, because I had starving people STARING at me MOANING...

I whip open the door and get ready to drop the bag onto the step, but.... haha there is ALWAYS a BUT in this house...

The bag that I put there at lunch was still there! Ahhhhhh! So I grabbed the door frame and leaned down  to place the bag further down the steps...

My angelic daughter, used this opportune time to slam the back door with all of her 4 year old might! Right on my hand!

The words screaming from my mouth were sure to make a sailor blush. OMG did it hurt! I lost my balance and the only reason I did not fall down the stairs was because my hand was STUCK in the door! The door was shut on my hand....

Once my screaming dissipated, I finally used my good hand to free my smashed one. I couldn't bare to look... Finally, I snuck a peek and that's when I saw it... The blood was squirting from my finger, i just new it was chopped off... The pain was unbearable. Miserable. The worst thing I had ever felt. My C sections after pain meds wore off were a piece of cake compared to that...

I ran in the house crying, begging my daughter to get her father from out front (how he didn't hear me is beyond my comprehension) and threw my hand under the ice cold sink faucet... I couldn't dare look. I just knew  my finger top was lying on the steps in my backyard cold and all alone...

My son was in hysterics at my feet... "mommy are you ok" he wailed... I calmly yelled for Madison to get her father NOW! Her response? In a minute, I'm watching TV..

Are you kidding me? At this point I was ready to shoot her! SHE slammed my hand in the door for no reason. SHE did NOT apologize. And now SHE won't get me help?!? She must have felt the fury building for she finally got up off her tush and got her daddy...

My hand was finally numb from the water, the bleeding had stopped, and I could finally inspect my injuries. Three fingers got smashed. The middle took the worst of it. My nail is cracked and it had a funky lean (later that night I gathered up the courage to pop it back into place :/ and once I did it felt a ton better). I was gonna go to the emergency room, but I could not find my insurance card and damn it I was starving... So I decided to wait it out.

It still hurts. My nail is most likely gonna fall off. It still sticks out a bit funny... but it could be worse. At least it was my fingers and not the palm part of my hand. Now that would have been bad... The thing that still bugs me though is that Miss Madison did not even apologize until Jason prompted her too! grrrrr... This so called "phase" she's in needs to end ASAP!