|from its better days...|
When it was about a week old they were mowing the median along a highway and the mower shot a GIGANTIC boulder up and it dented and chipped my hood... Thankfully it was well hidden with the placement of one of those bug guard things...
Then there are the COUNTLESS door dings... I mean there are so many I doubt I could count that high ;)
Then there was the time the curb jumped in front of me and I GOUGED the 24's my husband had put on (along with the blacked out windows. I TOTALLY looked like a drug dealer. Peeps were surprised when out popped a ditzy chick with two babies on her hips). Come to think of it, I never fessed up to that one and he totally thinks he did it pulling into a parking space... (Remember if you are reading this you are MY peep and keep MY secrets... shhhh)
Then I backed over a mailbox. OMG talk about embarrassing! I didn't know what to do, so I just carried the poor mangled mailbox up to the house, in tears, and apologized profusely... Thankfully they were nice and Jason was in a good mood when I shared my oops of the week!
Then there was the train crossing incident. Hilarious as it was, so glad it was not me. I mean what could I laugh at Jason for if he weren't as dingy as me!!
During one of our massive feets of snow fallings Jason crashed into the rear bumper with our industrial sized snow blower... I just laughed, I mean the snow is WHITE my truck is BLACK can you not see the contrast?? haha Whatever it just balanced out the mailbox boo boo.
I smashed the mirror into the column at the bank drive thru. I have since avoided the bank drive thru because they are just too darn narrow!
Jason backed his new car into it once or twice... ok 4 times, but whose counting. Again, how do you miss it?
Just a few weeks ago I was pulling into a parking garage parking space, ever so slowly, when BAM the concrete wall moved I swear! I nailed that puppy hard like REALLY hard! So now the front bumper matches the rear.
I have to say this last one takes the cake though, and honestly makes me a bit mad. (Most likely because I didn't cause the damage) I parked at the school to pick Anthony up. It was the ONLY time I had driven it that day. Later as I was rushing to ballet Jason asks what I did to the car now. Stunned because I didn't do anything I looked at what he was referring to...
Someone scraped up my whole passenger side rear side panels. I mean its CRAZY! They must have cut it too short when they were pulling out and dragged their car against mine. I didn't notice because everyone gets in and out on MY side of the car...
Now in all fairness, I would have shrugged it off. Accidents happen, I mean look at MY track record, plus my car is kinda beat to hell! What really annoys me is that whoever hit my car just rolled out. I mean really how rude! You could have at least apologized and owned your oops! Geesh. People really make me mad sometimes... Oh well what's done is done. I will admit I'm scoping out all the cars in the pick up lot and looking for a light colored car with some black front end damage and they are SO gonna be placed on my list... Scary huh? Don't lie if you were on my list you would be a bit afraid.... lol right!