French 101: Madison Style

Peach, hoo-ha, flower, twinkie? Are these familiar? Many make me LOL for reals. I can remember being in that almost tweeny age and my mom reminding me to "wash your peach good" before I would hop into the tub. Peach? Seriously? To this day, I can only eat canned peaches and I swear its because my vagina was always referred to as that fuzzy fruit.... CRACKS ME UP!

When Anthony was born we called it a penis. No biggie, that's what it is... Now my husband would cringe when his three year old would mention something about his testicles... lol Yeah, I don't like that word too much but hey, it is what it is. Right?

So, Anthony has a penis and obviously, Madison has a vagina. We're a technical term kinda family, what can I say. Only Madison has a bit of difficulty with her annunciation. She typically calls it her "BEvagina". I don't know why, but it seems like this word comes up a good bit in our day to day... Maybe we are just a potty talk kinda family too? Who knows...

Madison happened to mention something about her "begina" around her friend and she was quite confused, because her friend has a hoo after all... Her friend pipes up and squeals, "Mommy, mommy Madison speaks French!! She just said french, begina! Madison, your talking French again!"

OMG hilarious! Who knew, my child who refused to speak, who would hold her breath until she PASSED out, now speaks french! lol I am one proud mama!