Don't cast stones from glass houses... (or whatever that saying is)

Sometimes you just have to find the humor in a situation...

A few Sunday's ago, I wasn't quite right. I mean when am I ever right or normal, but this day was BAD! I was just blah and the few neurons I have in my brain were misfiring MAJORLY! I HAD to go grocery shopping if Anthony was going to eat the next day at school, so I begrudgingly got dressed and headed out...

Midway to the store I had the most brilliant idea ever... Starbucks! Surely my white chocolate mocha extra sweet lite whip would give this mama some oomph...

Yeah, not so much!

As I left the mecca, I, of course, hit the light. I was patiently waiting as I guzzled my liquid gold... I saw all the cars around me start moving and I, for whatever reason, NAILED the gas.

BANG!SCREECH!F-ME!

I totally hit the car in front of me who was STOPPED! What the hell is wrong with me? I quickly pulled to the side, hopped out of the car, and with each breath prayed that the driver was not hurt and that there were no kids in the car. Thankfully, my prayers were answered!

I called Jason as we waited for the po po. Of course he was pissed. Of course I was in his car... The cop was CRAZY nice and did NOT give me a ticket and (how lucky is this?!) my insurance is not going to go up because we have been accident free for however many years... For an accident that was TOTALLY my fault, the end result could not have been better...

Flash forward to this past weekend... We were heading out and we needed to put another car seat in Jason's car... I was lazy and sat in the car while he grabbed the seat and buckled the minis in. Finally, the slowest man on the face of the earth gets in and we back out of the driveway...

BBAAAAMMMM!

Instantly I looked up from my phone... That ding bat forgot to shut my car door when he got the seat out and freaking nailed it! omg. The laughter just grew louder and louder. I could not stop! The kids and I were both cracking up... Jason looks at me dumbfounded, "how is that funny" he questioned....

With tears running down my cheeks I was finally able to explain... You see for 2 weeks now I have heard all kinds of comments, jokes, and snide remarks about what dumb ass gets in a wreck when they are already stopped... "Well", I chuckled,"what dumb ass forgets to shut the car door and then hits the forgotten door?" If looks could kill I would be elsewhere lol, but I just laughed all the way to dinner!

Let's just say my accident hasn't been mentioned in DAYS!