bits and pieces

As I was heading to bed, I noticed one of the bathroom trash cans in the playroom... I grabbed it and put it back in its home the whole time thinking that was weird as I could have sworn it was full. I go into Anthony's room to take a peek and fix his blankies and I noticed the closet was open... I went to close it because God forbid he wake up and see the closet {dun dun dunnnn} OPEN! As I am pulling the door closed I see it a HUGE pile of trash. What the?!? Of course I get a bag and clean it up. AND of course the two cans in my bathroom were emptied too! First thing this morning I ask him what was up... His response?

Well, mom. I decided to use my hauler dump truck and load up all the trash so I could haul it to the new dump in my closet!

All I could say was EWWWWWW!

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Overheard on the way to Karate:

Friend: Anthony, a jack ass is really a donkey.
Anthony: I know that already.
Friend: Anthony I'm just telling you a jack ass is just a donkey.
Anthony (said oh so grown up): Alright, let's just MOVE ON!

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As we were sitting down to eat dinner (I actually cooked 3 nights in a row!!)  I noticed Anthony's shirt was on inside out so OF COURSE I had to ask why... AND of course I get a Welllll and a really long story about how Mr. Nobody accidently poked his shirt and put a hole. With raised eyebrows I asked what really happened....

Wellll... OK I am telling a story... I was at school and I accidentally cut another hole inside my shirt. I just wanted it to be a little more fancy mom!

AHHH! That is at least the 5th Gap shirt I have trashed because he wants to CUT THEM!
 

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Anthony decided to have a fight with a sharpie. Guess what? He lost! He decided writing green X's all over his hands and arms was a GREAT IDEA! Yup bud, best one ever!

 

and I think to myself, what a wonderful life!