We were getting ready to go outside when the first clap of thunder boomed... So much for outside! Madison was quite upset and in her midst of theatrics, I asked her if I controlled the weather. She nodded her head yes. Before I could respond, Anthony pipes up: "Mad, only Jesus has the power! He
contwols the thunders and gets rid of all the bad guys. Not mommy!"
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Just before jumping into the tub, Madison turns to me with her hands on her hips and says oh so seriously, "Mommy I wish I was a BOY!" Of course I asked why, to which she quickly responded, "Because I
weally want a penis like my
bwother!" She then leaned her pelvis forward and pretended to pee like a boy! My eyes wide, I just plopped her in the tub and explained how being a girl is really
SO much better! After all we don't have things swinging between our legs ;)
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Anthony NEVER eats grapes. I missed the window of opportunity to get him to try them because I was CONVINCED my baby would choke and DIE from those big round hazardous fruits! (I do love them so why I never cut them up is BEYOND me. Hindsight is 20/20) I was munching on my favorite snack and SHOCKINGLY, Anthony tried not one but two. First time ever! He didn't like them but I digress... Later that night, I was grabbing a towel to get him from the tub when he excited calls, "Hey mommy! Hurry!!! LOOK! I found the grapes!!!" Wondering what he is talking about I turn to the tub, and yup you guessed it, he discovered his
balls, nuts, nads, testicles you get the picture. I can't bear to write the words... We are a correct terminology using family, but I just could not at that moment explain what those were, so grapes it is. For now.
Anthony has a new friend and his name is
Harry. He discovered Harry one night as we were getting ready for bed. Harry is a single strand of my hair that is constantly shedding. He loves Harry. I kinda think its strange, but many of the things 4 year old boys do I find strange :) He carries
Harry around, but often loses him, so he just looks on my shirt and sure enough there is another Harry! Tonight while talking to a neighbor he went on and on about his friend Harry and how he had lost him. He turned to my neighbor, and explained "
Dats ok though. My mommy has lots of Harry's" and he turned and plucked one from my back. He grasped him tight in his hand "See?!" he said and ran off to play. Let's just say we exchanged a look and I just laughed!
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The cards were spread and the game was on. Madison was killing me, as usual. Memory is her game. Me? Not so much! I had just found a match and Madison was overjoyed, "Mommy you are such a good memory maker" she squealed and gave me a HUGE smooch! Oh how she melts my heart. I loved the true meaning and I hope that its true and I am making fabulous memories with them both <3