while standing in a busy checkout line at the grocery store your beautiful three year old looks up at you with her big brown eyes and asks, "Mommy is there a baby in your belly?"
Your cheeks flush bright red and you instantly peek to see who has heard these terrible words as you laugh and say "No, mommy doesn't have a baby in her belly silly!"
The perplexed three year old, wise in her short years, says, "But mommy your belly is gettin' bigger!?!"
OUCH! Talk about wanting to D.I.E! Sadly, I have been thinking the belly has been shrinking...
5 thoughts:
aaaahahahahahahahaha (btw- TOTALLY shrinking) =)
Hmm, kids have a different perspective, makes things look bigger from down there :) They also have loud voices.
oh no! you poooor thing! how embarrassing! i'm sure you look great!
Mine used to ask random people in the stores that question.
Oh, I SO feel you on this one. Z has busted out with "Look! Those are big fat mamas - like you!" and questioned my ability to run if an animal was trying to eat me. Sigh.
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