Out of the mouths of babes!

Yesterday at our preschool’s Thanksgiving Feast, Anthony’s buddy got a blue jello cup for dessert. As Anthony has never had jello, I was shocked he even knew what it was, but he was adamant. He wanted one too. So, we head over to the dessert table and he asks the teachers serving:

Can I have some blue jealous please?

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I walked past the bathroom and spy Madison standing in front of the toilet with her pants around her ankles. She turns and says:

Look mommy! My gina reaches now! I can pee like Anthony!!!!

Thankfully I caught her BEFORE she attempted it!