I believe our water supply has been contaminated! A crazy man is on the loose and his sole purpose is to drive me insane... SERIOUSLY! I swear the said lunatic has dumped billions of gallons of oil into the pipe that delivers water to my home! This is factual peeps!
My hair has been UBER greasy.... Like I shower in the morning and by mid afternoon it looks like I ran through Jiffy Lube.... First, I blamed it on my shampoo but that 'poo has been tossed like weeks ago!
Also, my face.... Good God, I left puberty like ages ago. Can someone explain to me how at 31 years old my face still breaks out like a 15 year old! Its now greasy but also crazy dry.... LOVELY....
So my usually dry skin and hair has turned into an oil field. Someone needs to drill my head because my hair could easily reduce the US's dependence on overseas oil!

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This made me laugh. Have a great night.
That is weird....are you doing anything different?
I never had breakouts as a teen....like people commented on how pretty my complexion always was. Then I hit 30's and gained weight and got acne. The joy!
You are hilarious! That is strange though. Maybe your body is just changing for some odd reason...
Don't you love hormones? haha
LOL :)
Well that's just weird...I wonder why your hair and skin are all messed up all of a sudden.
Someone mentioned to me (I believe it was "that girl") about how working out makes them sweat and then breakout bad...could that be the problem?
Mel, I was kind of thinking that... Maybe I'll stop exercising... Which is better acne and greasy hair or chubbs???? hmmmmm..........
yeah it was me that mentioned the working out thing. Thats why I quit doing it.
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