Oops she did it again, and again, and again....

Today Madison pooped on the floor, not once, not twice, but three times! Can I just SCREAM now!

The first time I heard the potty flush and looked up and there she was. I praised her for going potty, she told me she pooped. More praise and as I am walking into the bathroom to wipe her butt I see a small little turd on the floor NEXT to the potty. huh? I wipe her butt, pick up the turd (with a wipe), flush and clean. I go to the kitchen to get some more rags and I see what I thought was Murray's dog food ALL over my FRESHLY scrubbed floor! Upon closer inspection I see that no its not dog food its POOP! What I think happened is she pooed her pants, took off her panties, walked to the potty to put the poop from her undies in the toilet (like I do when she has AN accident) but left a trail of turds along the way....

The second incident, she crapped in her pants and laughed.... This was not long after the first poop mess. Thank god they were not messy poops. How she had so much is BEYOND me!

The third and final poop-i-sode of the day. Madison is pantiless. I figured maybe she'll do better with nothing on... Yeah, not so much. I glance up from my mound of laundry to see my daughter squatting down and looking between her legs as the poop leaves her body and lands on the floor! Of course I yelled, which caused her to jump and she then grabbed some poo and ran away doing this crazy laugh! I was ready to DIE! There was crap everywhere! Mind you I have had less than 4 hours of sleep!

All I can say is:

THANK GOD FOR HARD SURFACE FLOORING!